Yeah yeah, blah blah, whatever NQ said in his Bead Butter description. Except this time, it’s got a cooler name, a better logo, and it comes from a way more radical company. Oh, and did we mention the chicks will dig you way more when you’re slinging Ball Batter vs. Bead Butter?
This ain’t your grandpa’s super gel. Ball Batter is a full-send collaboration with PRO-CURE, loaded with real salmon eggs, shrimp, and krill. It’s sticky as molasses and clings like vengeance, whether you’re preloading your ball bag, injecting your soft plastics (we just couldn’t bring ourselves to say “injecting your balls”), or smearing it straight onto your balls.
Trout? Steelhead? Saltwater? Freshwater? Doesn’t matter. If it swims, it’s gonna bite your balls if they're loaded with Ball Batter.
1 ea. 2oz Bottle
CA Prop 65 Warning: Cancer and Reproductive Harm
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